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Santa : Ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta : Aasman per
Santa : Abe shit yar
Banta : Kya hua?
Santa : Mein to darzi ko de aaya hoon!!!
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Santa aur Jeeto me ladai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone karke apne wife se pooch : Khane me kya hai?
Jeeto : Zehar.
Santa : Mein der se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.
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Santa petrol pump gaya, waha usne ek board pe likha dekha "Don’t Use Mobile Here"
Usne mobile nikala aur apne sare doston ko phone kar ke kaha "Don’t Call Me Now"!!! :)
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Santa ne shauq shauq me roza rakh liya,
He asked 2 his son,
Dekh sooraj dooba?

Son : Nahi jee,

After sometime again asked,

Dekh dooba ki?
O nai jee,
Santa : Lagta hai menu le ke he doobega!!
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Driver : Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gaadi age nahi ja sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir wapas le chalo!!!
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Judge : Why r u arrested?
Sardar : For shopping early?
Judge : That’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar : Before opening the shop...:)
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Interviewer : what is skeleton?
Sardar : Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehle do lagaye”
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main
KHYBER MAIL aa gayi...
Sardar bhag k train mein charha aur apni wife se bola
"Jab khyber female aye to tum bhi aa jana"!!!
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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused baba, SORRY means:
S - Some,
O - One Is,
R - Really,
R - Remembering
Y - You!!!
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"You Should Forgive Me,
And Do You Know Why?

Because I Can't Stand The Thought
Of You Hurting Because
Of Someone Like Me,
And The Only Way You'll Ever Stop Being Hurt
By Me,

Is If You Stop Hating Me
So You Can Just Forget That
I Ever Even Existed."
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Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho!!!
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Dont You Hate It
When They Do Something Hurtful
And Then They Say Sorry
And Expect
Everything Will Be Ok!!!
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I don't forgive people cause I'm weak
I forgive them cause I'm strong enough
to understand people make mistakes!!
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man throws wife's bra out of the window at it
falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye!!!

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Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.
Girl: Utaru kya.
Boy: Ess se to acchi teri skirt hai..
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Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'Saale teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'Saale to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'
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Garibi se tang pati bola - lgta hai ab dosto k
aage hath failane padenge.
Ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo,
warna mujhe tange failani padengi!!!!
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