Naughty Mobile Jokes

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man throws wife's bra out of the window at it
falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye!!!

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Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.
Girl: Utaru kya.
Boy: Ess se to acchi teri skirt hai..
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Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'Saale teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'Saale to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'
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Garibi se tang pati bola - lgta hai ab dosto k
aage hath failane padenge.
Ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo,
warna mujhe tange failani padengi!!!!
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