Hindi Gud Morning Mobile SMS

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Kabhi subah suhani hogi
Jab raat aap ki diwani hogi
Khub milenge duniya ki raho mein
Jo humse aap ki kahani hogi
Good Morning :)
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Hi,
Now I am Coming 2 meet u,
In the way of sun light,
In the way of sweet breeze,
In the way of good wishes,
Just 2 say Gud Morning 2 u!
Have a nice day :)
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Hum uth gaye hain..
Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna,
Line se aana..
Darshan 12 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed!! ;)
GUD MORNING!
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Oooo...Hii...Ji
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Neend ho gayi ji poori.
Lo fir...
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Enni saari Good wali Morning :)
Have a nice day!
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Subah ki pyaari roshni k saath
Panchhiyon k chehekne k saath,
Kaliyon k khilne k saath,
Ek pyaare ehsaas k saath,
Ek naye vishwas k saath,
Aapka din shuru ho,
Ek meethi muskaan k saath!
A VERY GUD MORNING 2 U!!!
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Pyari si sweet nindiya ke baad,
Raat ke kuch hasin lamho ke baad,
Subah hai kuch naye sapno ke saath,
Duniya me kuch apno ke saath,
Apko pyari si Gudmorning!
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Subah ka har pal zindgi de aapko,
Din ka har lamha khushi de aapko,
Jhan gam ki hawa choo k bhi na guzre,
Bhagwan wo jannat ki zami de aapko.. :)
GUD MORNING
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Phulon ki wadiyon me ho basera aapka,
Sitaron k aangan me ho savera aapka,
Dua hai ek dost ki dost k liye,
Humse bhi khoobsurat ho naseeb aapka.. :)
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Funny Insult SMS

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Recipee :
1. Ek katora lo
2. Usme kuch angoor lo
3. Aab 1 angoor muh me dalo
4. Aab aaina dekho
5. Dish taiyar.

Dish ka naam :-
LANGUR KE MUH ME ANGOOR ;)
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What is invisible Romance?
Ans : A Negro givning a black rose
to a Negress in a moonless night wearing
black clothes in a coal mine without smiling
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Santa Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes

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Santa : Ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta : Aasman per
Santa : Abe shit yar
Banta : Kya hua?
Santa : Mein to darzi ko de aaya hoon!!!
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Santa aur Jeeto me ladai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone karke apne wife se pooch : Khane me kya hai?
Jeeto : Zehar.
Santa : Mein der se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.
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Santa petrol pump gaya, waha usne ek board pe likha dekha "Don’t Use Mobile Here"
Usne mobile nikala aur apne sare doston ko phone kar ke kaha "Don’t Call Me Now"!!! :)
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Santa ne shauq shauq me roza rakh liya,
He asked 2 his son,
Dekh sooraj dooba?

Son : Nahi jee,

After sometime again asked,

Dekh dooba ki?
O nai jee,
Santa : Lagta hai menu le ke he doobega!!
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Driver : Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gaadi age nahi ja sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir wapas le chalo!!!
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Funny Sardar Mobile Jokes

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Judge : Why r u arrested?
Sardar : For shopping early?
Judge : That’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar : Before opening the shop...:)
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Interviewer : what is skeleton?
Sardar : Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehle do lagaye”
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main
KHYBER MAIL aa gayi...
Sardar bhag k train mein charha aur apni wife se bola
"Jab khyber female aye to tum bhi aa jana"!!!
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Apology - Sorry Mobile SMS

Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused baba, SORRY means:
S - Some,
O - One Is,
R - Really,
R - Remembering
Y - You!!!
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"You Should Forgive Me,
And Do You Know Why?

Because I Can't Stand The Thought
Of You Hurting Because
Of Someone Like Me,
And The Only Way You'll Ever Stop Being Hurt
By Me,

Is If You Stop Hating Me
So You Can Just Forget That
I Ever Even Existed."
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Magroor rehne walo sadgi hum se sikho.
kush rehne walo udaasi hum se sikho.
Larae karne walo mafi mangna hum se sikho!!!
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Dont You Hate It
When They Do Something Hurtful
And Then They Say Sorry
And Expect
Everything Will Be Ok!!!
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I don't forgive people cause I'm weak
I forgive them cause I'm strong enough
to understand people make mistakes!!
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Naughty Mobile Jokes

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man throws wife's bra out of the window at it
falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia,
aur chhilka mere uper phek diye!!!

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Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.
Girl: Utaru kya.
Boy: Ess se to acchi teri skirt hai..
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Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'Saale teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'Saale to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'
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Garibi se tang pati bola - lgta hai ab dosto k
aage hath failane padenge.
Ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo,
warna mujhe tange failani padengi!!!!
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Happy Birthday SMS

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely "BirthDay"
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Before the clock strikes twelve
let me take the opportunity to let you know that
you have grown a year more...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU!!
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to U!!!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..(Funny Way)
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A Prayer: 2 bless ur way
A Wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A Cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A Text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom,
fantastic people, love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 You.
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Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money
may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 u
Happy Birthday
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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U!!!
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday 2 U!!!
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Pholo ne bola khushbo se
Khushbo ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehro se
Lehro ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2U
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Soraj aaya roshni laya
Chand ne taaro k sath gana gaya
Pholo pe bhanwara mandlaya
Mubarak ho tumhen tumhari Salgirah
Yahi WISH karne hamara sms aaya!!!
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One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
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