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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely "BirthDay"
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Before the clock strikes twelve
let me take the opportunity to let you know that
you have grown a year more...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU!!
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to U!!!
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..(Funny Way)
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A Prayer: 2 bless ur way
A Wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A Cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A Text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom,
fantastic people, love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 You.
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Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money
may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 u
Happy Birthday
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Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U!!!
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday 2 U!!!
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Pholo ne bola khushbo se
Khushbo ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehro se
Lehro ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2U
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Soraj aaya roshni laya
Chand ne taaro k sath gana gaya
Pholo pe bhanwara mandlaya
Mubarak ho tumhen tumhari Salgirah
Yahi WISH karne hamara sms aaya!!!
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One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
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Santa : yaar jab tumhe garmi lagti hai to tum kya karte ho
Banta : Arre bhai A.C. on karke uske samne baith jata hu
Santa : Agar tab bhi garmi lagni kam na ho phir.
Banta : Phir A.C. on kar leta hu!!!
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Papa : Tum ess baar bhi fail ho gaye. Samne Soniya ko dekho.
Usne top kiya hai, kuch to sharam karo.
Beta : Papa, ussey hi dekhta raha tabhi to fail ho gaya!!!
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Nurse : Congrats, judwa beta hua hai.
Santa : Yeh to hona hi tha.
Nurse : Kyun?
Santa : Jab dekho KBC Part-2, dekhti rehti thi,
mil gaya na umeed se double!!!
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Begger : Memsahab aapke padosan ne 8 rotiyaan di hai. Aap bhi to kuch de do.
Female : Ye lo goliyaan. Unko pachane ke kaam aayengi!!
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An application to the Head Master in Punjabi!

Guzarish hai k mera hun School aan nu dil nai karda,
Tusi Bachiyan vi alag kar ditian ne, te sadi class vich ek vi kuri nai hagi,
Tay Madam v koi khas Pataka nai,
Hor nai tay Kuj
"Kam Valiyan" he sonyan rakh lavo, Bari Meharbani.

Tuada Faithfully
Pappu Chummy
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Boy: Yaar mein apni gf nu gift dena si, ki dewan?
Friend: Diamond da haar de de,
Boy: Na, koi aehri cheez das jehri os ne kadhen na li howe,
Friend: Phansi de de.
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Tery Nakhry Hazar!
Assi tere utty zindgi lutann nu teyar
Jinna marzi chirr tu main v manani nai haar
Kyon-ke main janda ke Tery Nakhry Hazar.
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Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gaye hote!!!
Gud Nite!!!
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Chamkte chand ko neend aane lagi,
Aapki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend aane lagi,
Goodnight. Sweet Dreams!!!
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Aakash ke taaron me khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Unn taaron me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai sms humara…
Good Night ..!!!
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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, Because last night I told them to wish U Gud Morning.
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Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around,
but in the end we come out brighter than before...Good Morning!!!
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If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If ur with me, I don't need the world.
Gud Morning. Have a Lovely Day!!!!
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The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world.
The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you GUDMORNING!!!
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Banta : O santa! Aaj meine paani ko ullu bana diya.
Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Aaj subah meine paani to garam kiya, lekin thande paani se naha liya!!!
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Santa to Banta : Yaar car dheere chalao.
Banta : Nahi aaj mein gaadi dheere nahi chala sakta.
Santa : Kyu?
Banta : Aaj mera fast hai!!!
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Santa long trip par jaane se pehle apne dost Banta se kehkar gaye ki
agar koi asamanya baat ho jaye to mujhe phone kar lena.
Ek week ke baad achanak banta ne santa ko phone kiya, "Santa jee, aapki
biwi ka aashiq jo aapke gaermojudagi me roj raat me aata tha, aaj nahi aaya!!!"
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Santa : Jab hum patakhe jalate hai to roshni pehle dikhti hai aur awaz baad me, aisa kyu?
Banta : Kyunki roshni ki speed awaz ki speed se tej hoti hai.
Santa : Nahi bewkoof, kyunki aankhe aage aur kaan peeche hote hai!!!
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha.
Kisine ussey puch liya : Santa jee! Aapki chatri me ched kyu hai?
Santa : Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?
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Sawal : Ladkiyaan apne dupatte ko ladko ke samne aane ke baad hi kyon theek karti hai?
Jawab : Kyunki luteron ko dekhkar hi to daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai
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Amitabh : Mere paas gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi : Mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai...
Kuch der chup rehne k baad...
Amitabh : Abbey to phir maa kaha hai?
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Teacher : Baacho batao pyar aur ishq me kya fark hai?
Students : Sir, pyar wo hai jo aap apne beti se karte hai, aur ishq wo hai jo
hum aapki beti se karte hai!!
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Pati aur Patni, dono ne apna blood group check karaya.
Patni : Aye g, mera aur aapka blood group ek kaise hai?
Pati : Peechle 20 saal se tum mera khoon jo chus rahi ho!!
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FRIEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean,
high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother,
cute like Me, and sweet like U!
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I Am Not Shakespear To Write About You,
I Am Not Shelly To Sing About You,
I Am Not M.F. Hussain To Paint For You,
I Am Just your friend To Say..
I Am Always With You...
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I'm a friend u can always depend on!!!
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Itni Choti Nahi Dosti Humari,
Kaise Soch Liya Kinara Aa Gaya,
Lo Ho Gayi aapke Mobile Me Roshni,
Ek Baar Phir SMS Hamara Aa Gaya!!!!
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Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live!

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.


What iS great love ?
Its when u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its when she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its when she begins love someone else

And you still SMILE :)

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