Funny Mobile SMS Jokes

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Banta : O santa! Aaj meine paani ko ullu bana diya.
Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Aaj subah meine paani to garam kiya, lekin thande paani se naha liya!!!
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Santa to Banta : Yaar car dheere chalao.
Banta : Nahi aaj mein gaadi dheere nahi chala sakta.
Santa : Kyu?
Banta : Aaj mera fast hai!!!
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Santa long trip par jaane se pehle apne dost Banta se kehkar gaye ki
agar koi asamanya baat ho jaye to mujhe phone kar lena.
Ek week ke baad achanak banta ne santa ko phone kiya, "Santa jee, aapki
biwi ka aashiq jo aapke gaermojudagi me roj raat me aata tha, aaj nahi aaya!!!"
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Santa : Jab hum patakhe jalate hai to roshni pehle dikhti hai aur awaz baad me, aisa kyu?
Banta : Kyunki roshni ki speed awaz ki speed se tej hoti hai.
Santa : Nahi bewkoof, kyunki aankhe aage aur kaan peeche hote hai!!!
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha.
Kisine ussey puch liya : Santa jee! Aapki chatri me ched kyu hai?
Santa : Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?
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Sawal : Ladkiyaan apne dupatte ko ladko ke samne aane ke baad hi kyon theek karti hai?
Jawab : Kyunki luteron ko dekhkar hi to daulat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai
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Amitabh : Mere paas gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi : Mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai...
Kuch der chup rehne k baad...
Amitabh : Abbey to phir maa kaha hai?
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Teacher : Baacho batao pyar aur ishq me kya fark hai?
Students : Sir, pyar wo hai jo aap apne beti se karte hai, aur ishq wo hai jo
hum aapki beti se karte hai!!
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Pati aur Patni, dono ne apna blood group check karaya.
Patni : Aye g, mera aur aapka blood group ek kaise hai?
Pati : Peechle 20 saal se tum mera khoon jo chus rahi ho!!
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