Funny Mobile SMS

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Santa : yaar jab tumhe garmi lagti hai to tum kya karte ho
Banta : Arre bhai A.C. on karke uske samne baith jata hu
Santa : Agar tab bhi garmi lagni kam na ho phir.
Banta : Phir A.C. on kar leta hu!!!
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Papa : Tum ess baar bhi fail ho gaye. Samne Soniya ko dekho.
Usne top kiya hai, kuch to sharam karo.
Beta : Papa, ussey hi dekhta raha tabhi to fail ho gaya!!!
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Nurse : Congrats, judwa beta hua hai.
Santa : Yeh to hona hi tha.
Nurse : Kyun?
Santa : Jab dekho KBC Part-2, dekhti rehti thi,
mil gaya na umeed se double!!!
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Begger : Memsahab aapke padosan ne 8 rotiyaan di hai. Aap bhi to kuch de do.
Female : Ye lo goliyaan. Unko pachane ke kaam aayengi!!
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