Funny Sardar Mobile Jokes

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Judge : Why r u arrested?
Sardar : For shopping early?
Judge : That’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar : Before opening the shop...:)
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Interviewer : what is skeleton?
Sardar : Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehle do lagaye”
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main
KHYBER MAIL aa gayi...
Sardar bhag k train mein charha aur apni wife se bola
"Jab khyber female aye to tum bhi aa jana"!!!
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