Santa Funny Hindi Mobile Jokes

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Santa : Ye joday kahan bantay hain?
Banta : Aasman per
Santa : Abe shit yar
Banta : Kya hua?
Santa : Mein to darzi ko de aaya hoon!!!
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Santa aur Jeeto me ladai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone karke apne wife se pooch : Khane me kya hai?
Jeeto : Zehar.
Santa : Mein der se aaonga, tum khana kha kar so jana.
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Santa petrol pump gaya, waha usne ek board pe likha dekha "Don’t Use Mobile Here"
Usne mobile nikala aur apne sare doston ko phone kar ke kaha "Don’t Call Me Now"!!! :)
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Santa ne shauq shauq me roza rakh liya,
He asked 2 his son,
Dekh sooraj dooba?

Son : Nahi jee,

After sometime again asked,

Dekh dooba ki?
O nai jee,
Santa : Lagta hai menu le ke he doobega!!
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Driver : Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gaadi age nahi ja sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir wapas le chalo!!!
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